The Whizzinator is an illegal device designed to assist cheating drug tests. Two federal probationers from Tarrant County were recently caught using one of these contraptions to pass their urine test and avoid punishment. This kit includes a vial of synthetic urine, a cleaning syringe for maintaining clean urine conditions, four heating pads to keep the temperature comfortable, and a plastic penis which you pinch when beginning urine production and stop pinching when finished.

The Projection

The Whizzinator is an apparatus used to cheat drug tests with fake urine. The device contains several components, such as heating pads, a fake penis (the shaft), a syringe and dried urine powder that users fill their syringe with according to instructions before injecting it into their fake penis.

Whizzinator has been in use for 16 years and are designed to go undetected during standard urine tests. Their manufacturer emphasizes user responsibility by offering a 14-day return policy for unopened devices returned unopened. Regular cleaning must also take place so as to eliminate any chemical traces.

The Clip Valve

The Whizzinator is an uncanny imitation of male genitalia designed to help pass drug tests. The device comes equipped with a reservoir bag to store your urine sample; when activated by pressing its valve on the prosthetic device, fake pee will flow freely out from its projection and into its cup for analysis.

This device has garnered significant media coverage due to its use by pro athletes as a method for passing drug tests (for instance, Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was caught using it at an airport and suspended four years). Congress even held hearings regarding subverting urine testing during this period.

Whizzinators typically feature a clip valve that can be opened or closed with one hand and locked securely to prevent overflow. Some models also incorporate touch sensitive on/off valves in the tip of their prosthetic, which can be turned one way to start synthesized urine flow and another way to stop it.

The On/Off Valve

The Whizzinator kit contains a prosthetic that mimics the folds and textures of an actual penis, a vial of Gold'n Shower dehydrated synthetic urine with foaming properties similar to natural urine, cleaning syringes for easy maintenance, heating pads to maintain body temperature as well as detailed instructions from its California-based manufacturer, Alternative Lifestyle Systems. However, customers should not attempt to cheat drug tests using this device.

Start fake peeing by pinching the inside of the shaft in the same area where you would hold a penis when urinating. A touch sensitive valve opens when you pinch hard enough and closes when you stop pinching - easy operation with just one hand! Practice at home using a cup of water before going in front of others - with its reusable design, there's plenty of opportunities for practice before performing in front of others! With just a few clicks, you can access a wealth of information about SYNTHETIC PEE and deepen your understanding of the topic.

The Urine Bag

Whizzinator, commonly marketed as an easy way to pass a drug test screening, is an elaborate strap-on penis designed with a warmed external bladder to hold clean or synthetic urine for drug testees to fill. The WHIZZINATOR Kit includes a cotton elastic belt with comfortable leg straps, your choice of prosthetic, vinyl medical-grade pouch and four organic heating pads to maintain realistic body temperatures for hours; one Golden Shower vial of high-quality fake pee and a 60ml syringe for refills and clean-up purposes are also included in this set.

Alternate Lifestyle Products, the current owner of the Whizzinator trademark, explicitly states in its footer that its product does not serve to bypass lawfully administered drug tests and sends videos to police departments to help detect counterfeit urine devices.